Mulder: Do you think I'm spooky?

Mulder: You looking at me? There aren't nobody else here you must be looking at me. Want a piece of this?

Mulder: The truth will save you Scully. I think it'll save both of us.

Mulder: I hear you have a list.

Mulder: Does your policy cover the acts of extraterrestrials?

Mulder: Have you ever had the suspicion that you've been abducted by aliens?

Mulder: I paid my $29.95 Scully, I think I'm entitled to a few more answers, don't you think?

Mulder: Come on Scully, you have to admit that was exciting. Mission control, the countdown.

Mulder: Did you really think you could call up the devil and ask him to behave?

Mulder: I didn't order room service.

Mulder: Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching.

Mulder: Be honest Scully. Doesn't that propane tank bear more than a slight resemblance to a fat white little Nazi storm trooper?
 
Mulder: Ten to one you can't dance to it.

Mulder: So your refusing an assignment based on the adventures of moose and squirrel?

Mulder: I'm getting tired of losing my gun.
 
Mulder: You can believe what you want to believe Scully, but you can't hide the truth from me because if you do then your working against me and yourself.

Mulder: The Adams' family finds religion.

Mulder: That guy in the ugly suit is probably CIA.

Mulder: Birds do it, bees do it, even educate Md.'s do it!

Mulder: I tied up an air phone for three hours. I don't speak Japanese, but I think some businessman told me to stick a   piece of sushi where the sun don't shine.

Mulder: If the future is written, than why bother to do anything?

Mulder: Do you think they would have taken me more seriously if I wore the grey suit?

Mulder: I'm a macho man....

Mulder: What did you do to me?

Mulder: Think I can get the playboy channel?

Mulder: Nice to meet people who really believe in something, isn't it?

Mulder: Take your best shot Scully but I think there's more going on here then Luke Skywalker and his light saber.

Mulder: He's probably one of those people that thinks Elvis is dead.

Mulder: I've seen to many things not to believe.

Mulder: The development of our serebral cortex has been the greatest acheivment of the evolutionary processes, big deal.

Mulder: Eenee meenie chilie beanie the spirits are about to speak.

Mulder: Well you see what happens when you drink and drive?!

Mulder: You never draw my bath.

Mulder: Oh, no... (reads headline - 'Elvis Prisley dead at 42' in newspaper)

(walks in when Scully is performing an autopsy)
Mulder: Hey, I heard you were down here slicking and dicing. Who's the lucky stiff?

Mulder: I think you're paranoid.

Mulder: That's pretty impressive Scully.

Mulder: I see the correlation here, but just because I work for the federal government doesn't mean I'm an expert on cockroaches.

Mulder: They're out to put an end to the X-files Scully. I don't know why but any excuse will do.  

Mulder: I'm not a doctor Scully, but you ot to be pushing pretty hard to mistake a beer belly for a bald head.

Mulder: He didn't even touch his Jello.

Mulder: Scully would you think less of me as less of a man if I told you I was kinda excited right now?

Mulder: I can't give up, not as long as the truth is out there.

Mulder: Scully, you're my... one in five billion.

Mulder: Everybody wants to be beautiful Scully.

Mulder: The only thing that will destroy this man is truth.

Mulder: Now why don't you go to the bathroom and clean yourself off. If you're not out of there in 3 minutes, I'm coming  in there to kill you.
 
Mulder: Stupid ass haircut (to Krycek)

Mulder: This may not be anytime to mention it but someone is wearing my favorite perfume.

Mulder: Scully, are you coming on to me?

Mulder: Let them take you to Germany! They make nice cars.

Mulder: There's a Michael Jackson joke in here somewhere but I can't quite find it.

Mulder: If I find out you lied to me, your a dead man.

Mulder: I guess I'm not dead!

Mulder: Did you really think you could call up the Devil and ask him to behave?

Mulder: And who were the men in the funny suits?

Mulder: You... you were there Scully. You saw it, you heard it, why can't you feel it?

Mulder: After all I've seen and experienced I refuse to believe that it's not true.

Mulder: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you Scully.

Mulder: Bend down and grab your ankles, Krycek!

Mulder: Will the real Leonard Betts please stand up?!

Mulder: what, you got a date? You're kidding.

Mulder: You know they say three species disappear off the planet everyday, you wonder how many new ones are being created.

Mulder: Greetings from planet Earth!

Mulder: Scully, you are the only one I trust.

Mulder: All this because I didn't get you a desk?
 
Mulder: You shot me! (to Scully)

Mulder: Five years together, Scully, how many times have I been wrong? Never. Not driving anyway.

Mulder: Diana, back on your feet. I guess that's the only way you can stab me in the back.

Mulder: Well just find yourself a man with a spotless genetic makeup and a really high tolerance for being second guest and start pumping out all of the little UberScullies.

Mulder: Congratulations for making a personal appearance in the X-files for the second time - a worlds record.

Mulder: Hi, I am Agent Fox Mulder , this is Agent Dana Scully, we are from the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Do you mind if we come in?

Mulder: This could be the perfect crime.

Mulder: You never hit a baseball, have you, Scully?

Mulder: Hello Mister Bat, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. No no no Miss Scully, the pleasure is all mine.

Mulder: Have you ever had the suspicion that you've been abducted by aliens?

Mulder: You can believe what you want to believe Scully, but you can't hide the truth from me because if you do then your working against me and yourself.

Mulder: Fate. Destiny. Whatever it's called when you realize that the choices you thought you had in life were already made.

Mulder: It's not so me as much as Laura. She's quite the New-ager. I mean, she's into those magnetic bracelets and crystals and mood rings what have you. I mean, God bless her, she's a sucker for all that stuffs.

Mulder: You want to make that honeymoon video now?

Mulder: Woman, get back in here any make me a sandwich!